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spreaditlikeavirus:

afgaganistan:

flipping your pillow over to the cold side

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Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

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natinuz:

Ferrets playing inside a box of packing

natinuz:

Ferrets playing inside a box of packing

(Source: the-acid-base)

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

(Source: tkr)

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

(Source: kuzco2000)

cashcutie:

that girl u just called fat? she’s eatin some good fuckin food

that boy u laughed at for fallin asleep in class? he was up all night watching hentai

those kids who wear big dorky glasses? they don’t even need them wtf

those kids who never take out their headphones? they’re listening to Mitt Romneys autobiography. they paid $17.99 for it. they actually bought it.

michaelfaudet:

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